One of the members at the Forum posted this. LOL
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can
now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my
horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will
do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I
trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing
because they now think we’re good people.
I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible
to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need
to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that
the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
don’t start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because I believe that business
should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They
need to break even and give the rest away to the government
for redistribution as THEY see fit..
I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need
to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some
fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the
voters.
I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted
up my rectum that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have
another point of view.
“A Liberal is a person who will give away
everything they don’t own.” ————————————————————–
“The problem with Socialism is that you
eventually run out of other people’s money.”
Margaret Thatcher ————————————————————–